Holy crap, David Tracy is about to become the richest man in Michigan!

Homer Simpson : Oh, why won’t anyone give me an award?

I call the big one Bitey

Some folk’ll never eat a skunk but then again some folk’ll . . .

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I grew tired of Oliver’s schtick a while ago. His bread is buttered with the horrors he uncovers for a certain demographic that wouldn’t know about these subjects any other way than from the safety of their expensive open-plan homes. He’s talking to the descendants of the white middle class who watched Mutual of…

A “German tourist” you say?

Had zero interest until read Aisling Bea. Now I have a passing interest but I suspect her substantial comedic talent will go for naught.

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good ol’ Bobson Dugnutt!

As a lifelong Democrat can I just say that the liberal bias in media has grown beyond tiresome. Roughly 50% of the US population is conservative. Conservatism includes a large swath of beliefs and opinions and yet anyone who so much as questions the most progressive views is instantly labeled a MAGA Nazi. Whatever…

Smart! Get there early, before the carts wake up & start roaming about the lot.

After reading this, I’m glad they didn’t.

A guy who made low-key asshole his shtick for like 40 years is also an asshole in real life? Fetch my fainting salts.

The best example was when a guy saved his little dog that was fighting a racoon in a dimly lit stairwell and he grabbed the racoon and yeeted it into the darkness. The key element was that the racoon did not want this as it sailed down the stairwell like a frisbee and was most certainly surprised by the sudden turn of…

This has all the markings of a full blown existential crisis.

Man can you imagine a time when the United States were united?

It’s very apparent that she’s using her “influencer status” to actually get these trades. I doubt a lot of people would be willing to make these trades in day-to-day life. 

Next time my wife points out my spare tire, I’m going to explain that it’s just “more chair-hugging weight”.