I heard that David’s bile is actually rated for 10W30.

Imagine how long the dipstick is...

Then they’d be responsible for all the backlash to the policy.

While I generally find the “all gentrification is evil” narrative pretty limited, to me this is just called: Do Your Research. Figure out what happens in a neighborhood, decide whether or not you’d be happy to live there, and then sign your lease accordingly. Don’t show up and mess with the lives of the people who…

He was about half a gallon of ballast low in the rear bilge.

Driving it on Michigan roads in spring is a fast way to move it past Bentley status to full-out Brokely.

The USS Jalopnik is sitting on its side outside the port of Savannah. “Ran when capsized.”

I like this idea better. Just because the GIF is great.

Well, Cuoco IS blonde, I gotta give you that.

And while not in America, many centuries ago most towns in England had a Gropecunt Lane...which was the street where the brothels were located.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/dloe96/a_street_named_a_dog_will_lick_his_butt_but_wont/

I’ve had cars I haven’t been especially proud of, but there is only one I can recall that I was honestly embarrassed to call my own.

Aside from dealer markup, I don’t know how anyone could have possibly wanted or settled for a Camaro when the WS6 existed. The nostrils, the mirrors, rear deck and taillight design were just.. not boring blobs of beige from American manufacturers. It was a nice treat. Thank you for the Banshee, Pontiac. Rest in peace.

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It doesn’t have a forehead, it has a 12-head.

This Is The Next USPS Mail Truck

Dude, you have more Holy Grails than the freaking souvenir shop at the Vatican.

Trying to impress high school girls with a 1980 Chevette is a battlefront that has no winners and one lonely kid.

Back in June of 2007, I was flying to Los Angeles to visit my sister - this was my first visit and like only my second or third time flying*. I got a ride into O’Hare, had plenty of time to clear security, etc., and get to my gate. And it started to rain, a huge storm system that spread all the way back to the middle…

some people at a work place have access to jalop, but are blocked from sites such as twitter or any social media to keep production steady. i for one am grateful he posted this image. i mean...do we have to attack everyone for everything? dont answer that. its rhetorical really.