Did they at least see the Sun Sphere?

Well shit, this is just a continuation of my prior “worst driver” story. So after my girlfriend of the time shot me I decided it was probably best if we didn’t see each other any more. Even though I was the one who initiated the break, I was still sort of upset about it. But she was a just a symptom of a lot of things…

The Mako Sharks.

PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL! WOOO! PACKERS!

You lost all credibility when you wrote that the original Night Court is “mostly remembered by die hard sitcom nerds.

Night Court is one of the best, funniest, and most underrated sitcoms of that 80s / early 90s. I do not know anyone in Generation X who does not look back fondly on that show.

I have not seen the new…

Disco pants and haircuts! This lobby has got EVERYTHING! New Changlis are in early this year!

He told Road & Track that he crashes “a car every five years,”

Same. I remember when I was about 9 or 10 and we got a satellite dish (like, one of those big ones that you had to go out and brush the snow off of to try to get reception in the winter) and Comedy Central was one of the channels that I just immediately started watching religiously. MST3K and Whose Line became my…

Michigan Highway Patrol officers stumbled onto a local rust mine. Local news outlets and the department reports that a two-month-long investigation led authorities to a home where $2.30 worth of rusted Jeeps (35 in total) were stored.

8 grand for that wax banana is straight clown tits.

The wild shirtless lyrics of Morrissey? The bong-rattling bass of Joyce? The competent drum work of Rourke? Marr is Marr! Oh, man!

“Hi, this is car 55, we’re in a truck!”

She unleashed Dr. Oz and “Dr.” Phil on us, so yeah who gives a shit what she thinks about literally anything.

FINNISH HIM!

I love them too but let’s not pretend like Clarkson isn’t an ass.

Some guy jumped out of an airplane? That’s just Rong..