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Jun 22
17

I would argue that TLJ is the best of the sequels — certainly the best-looking — but that’s not saying much. The stuff with Rey and Luke is great but the B-plot with the chase story is deadly dull — and a ripoff of BSG 2.0's “33.” (And yes, I’m sure Johnson recognized the irony of a Star Wars movie ripping off Battlest Read more

Jun 21
11

Pop sold his ‘67 Vette 327 in the early ‘70s to pay for law school, and to be able to afford another rugrat (me).

May 22
9

The first mighty labor of the NEMECA will be towing the J10 from Wilmington to the Torch-lair. A crucial structural piece of rust will fall off David’s car and strand it at the docks.

May 22
2

Wait, I feel like you already said, but which LEGO set? I’m probably cracking open the Batmobile this weekend, finally.

May 22
2

I’ll probably alternate between Star Trek Online and No Man’s Sky. I’ve been on a space adventure kick lately. I’m might finally start playing Mass Effect Andromeda. I’m open to suggestions for other games space games. Read more

May 19
11

The Last Jedi has the cardinal sin of being a boring movie.  There is little that actually matters to the end plot for more than half the movie.  Hell, a good chunk of it is basically a slow moving car chase.  It exists to tear down the first movie but not build anything meaningful on top of it.

May 19
69

Why does this website refuse to delve into the plot and canon related reasons why a considerable amount of people strongly dislike The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker? Read more

May 18
10

Adjustable air suspension + 11 years old = Brave Sir Robbin running away as fast as his coconuts can carry him.

May 16
4

Objectively Best In Show. Him commenting along with the snooty Brit completely steals the show.  But that is too easy so I'll say his guest appearance on the Simpson's was gold.  In an episode where Rupert Murdock and the great Dolly Parton show up, the fact he's the most memorable says a lot. 

May 2
82

Funny, I think a lot of Jalopnik articles are bitchy lately. I know there’s not much new and good car stuff around, but they seem to be looking for anything to complain about. 

May 1
8

You know I bet a lot of revered captains of industry in the past were prone to narcissism, ridiculous statements, being an idiot when opining outside of their areas of expertise and many of the same flaws that Musk displays. They just didn’t have the ability to publicize these things in an instant from a handheld Read more