My only thought is this: examining violence in games, and how we react to it and why is important, but it's hard for me to muster that effort when there's something about this game feels fundamentally dishonest. I realize that may sound absurd, but... it screams marketing gimmick, and not a very good one at that—I…

No shit.

Super Smash Party confirmed.

Heres mine

Catherine is my favorite choice. The double strategic resources perk pays dividends.

Absolutely nothing. It just sounds badass.

One of my favorite things to do is to utilize Mario & Dr. Mario's cape attack in the air as Little Mac is using a forward b attack and off they go.

Or just an addition in the middle like Patricia "The Desecrator" Hernandez.

How very pleasant for you that you're unlikely to be in a position where you'd ever have to really bet your life on that threat being idle, and can comfortably proclaim how you'd react to being harassed and threatened without ever having to prove it.

I think it's telling that we'll invade a nation over fake threats and oil resources, but won't stick it out to get rid of the kind of people who shoot little girls in the face for wanting to read.

He's saying that in the US we hear about how the middle east treats women and get a smug sense of superiority.

Christ. Yes, women in the Arab world have it much, much worse. Consequently, we should never ever complain about anything in America. Because, logic, right?

what if the crytarch is secretly running some kind of loot pyramid scheme where he keeps the good stuff you bring him and gives you the garbage in return to secretly equip his hive army for battle so they can summon the true hive mind, Bobby Kotick...

Did you ever notice how in 5 years of living in that house, Fenris *never cleaned out the bodies laying in his goddamed living room!?*

Yeah, I think they made some fascinating narrative decisions, and I really enjoyed a lot of the character banter, but it's hard to get past the repetitive dungeons, enemy waves, and other choices that made it clear that game was rushed to market way too quickly. (Rings and necklaces called "ring" and "necklace"? Come…

Bah... I can't see the 3D from this angle...

The "old" Nintendo 3DS XL also had this "click" in the 3D slider, its a great design decision.

That face is better than the actual joke lol

Does anyone know what kind of contract Critical Miss has with The Escapist? They'd fit in well here, but I'm not sure if they have an exclusivity deal or not.