No one takes their kid on PoTC to teach them about the horrors of rape in the 17th century.

I have a close friend with it. Getting (and sticking with) a therapist would be tops on my list, so good on you for getting started with that first. My understanding is that talk therapy is the #1 treatment for it. In my friend’s case, she constantly feels like the only light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming…

It’s kind of cool, though. He’s polite and friendly and has rigid boundaries—maybe that’s what’s enabled him to stay in show business for basically his whole life without going crazy.

You spelled “greatest show EVER” wrong.

You wash out your filthy mouth, Rob. That show was awesome, not awful. The social satire was up there with the Simpsons’ best seasons.

Except the ride is ALREADY being changed constantly. No one had a big petition or a big stink about this, Disney decided it was time for a change, like every other change. So yelling about progressives and whatever is complete bullshit. Is drawing lines for the sake of your shitty political arguments.

Hugh Laurie agrees

The Johnny Depp robot at the end of the ride is looking a lot better than the real Depp these days. Maybe they can just pop him into the next movie instead of Depp. Not like anyone would notice.

The Pirates ride would be way better without Depp.

I guarantee you the same people who argue that Garner would not have died if he had just obeyed the law are horrified that this kid died for breaking a “minor” law.

We execute people for:

Once again, teachers are getting assigned other people’s homework.

While You Were Sleeping is great though!

I was sad when this show was cancelled. It wasn’t great but I thought it was adorably ridiculous.

yeah you can do the drink around the world thing.

I’m still bitter about the Norway ride in epcot being repurposed for Frozen. It’s Epcot, not the Magic Kingdom!

Disney rides are less about thrills and more about the scenery and attention to detail. Pirates of the Caribbean isn’t a thrill ride at all, it is slow, but I think it is thrilling looking at the amazing world Disney created. Same with the Haunted House, It’s a Small World, Alice in Wonderland, and Splash Mountain,…

It’s impossible to explain. I live an hour from Disneyland and go there often because Mrs. iElvis loves it (she grew up nearby). I think it’s like hepatitis. Some people just get Disney in their bloodstream and never get rid of it.

Okay, you got me! I’m being a dick. I’m okay with it.