Obscure nerdy correction: Celebrimbor of the novels did not assist in forging the one ring. He helped make the rings of men and dwarves, and forged the elven rings in secret while Sauron forged the One ring himself (also in secret). Celebrimbor’s role in forging the one ring was invented by the first game in this…

Bobby, I love you.

That really puts this into perspective.

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

I can’t ever be mad at Logan Echoll’s mom. It helps that I don’t know anything else about her.

Your response alone is justification enough for this joke. It appears to have landed precisely on target.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

I never found monogamy hard.

My Hot Topic-shopping disaffected teen was born in China and orphaned there. I’m guessing that every disaffected teen in the world would shop at Hot Topic if given the chance!

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

NOOOOOOOO! Stay away!! It’s terrible here! No one wants to live in Seattle! Simply terrible! Horrid!

I found it so adorable! And sat under my plaid blanket going “lookit the young’uns and their pep!” GOD SO OLD.

So, watching the clip, I decided to face the fact I’m no longer young. And middleaged is stretching it. S’okay.

... the war Doctor?

Counterpoint: My mom had an abortion before I was born, without which my two sisters and I wouldn’t exist.

Still one of the great Doctor Who moments, IMO.