Should be on Hulu.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

I got really excited about the Pia news tease, but then it ended up not being about Pia Zadora.

Sign that I am becoming An Old: I got a new refrigerator and I am inordinately excited about it. It’s not even a fancy one! It’s just new and clean and doesn’t smell weird or have colonies of new life growing in the back... and so far has a consistent temperature. You know, things that make a refrigerator good at…

If by living he means stumbling around in stained sweats with circles under my eyes from lack of sleep, while my kidless friends go on a girl’s weekend to Vegas, then absolutely!

A point I need to make: a lot of commenters are asking why a parent might call 911 on their child.

If you had a violently mentally ill child, you might. My sibling was taller than me or my mother by 12.

If you have a child with severe mental illness - it happens a lot.

My older sister tried to run over my mother with a car when she was about 17. Yeah, the cops were called. But she wasn’t taken to jail, the cop spent about an hour talking her down until everyone was satisfied she wasn’t going to bolt again. But she isn’t black. The problem really isn’t the police per se, but the…

In geek (and sundry) news; nerd queen to spawn child process.

I’m not surprised. It has pieces of walnut shells. It was the only scrub I could find in Amman, and, so every time I use it, now, I get a hit of sandstorm and tea with anise.

Bowie as Elrond!

I will take every opportunity to say: Fuck Bank of America.

Why not both?

He’s the main reason to watch season two of Scream Queens.

by that standard, I gave up many delicious years ago

No, we only get Ted McGinley

Colin Farrell in Fantastic Beasts is my new sexual orientation.

Unless it comes with cute little plastic cars and stick people, I ain’t play’n