I’m starting to feel like 2016 is like the end of The Return of the King where all the cool people are getting on a boat and heading for somewhere better, leaving the rest of us with the judgemental assholes of the Shire.

Did Trump just request a safe space?

Please keep shouting it. From rooftops if you can. With a megaphone.

I have used this quote so many times since last Tuesday. Give him a chance? No!

I’ve never thought UTI’s were sexy until he sang about giving Rebecca one after their marathon sex.

In way less exciting news, it looks like Greg (Santino Fontana) is gonefrom Crazy Ex-Girlfriend for good.

Thank fuck for these memes

Sound advice. I definitely like the use of the word ‘flexible’ as opposed to ‘balance’. Kids are chaos and you must be flexible, and yet at the same time, consistent. Ggood luck out there! :)

“I’m not actually to blame for this. I understand and share your anger.”

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Then behold the Sashimi Tabernacle Choir, an veritable Volvo-load of evil:

THE MOST PERFECT PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

When I was 16, my mom asked me what I really wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted a car.

Amy Sedaris is the coolest. Strangers with Candy was hilarious. Her entertaining book makes me giggle. Even those dumb Downy Unstoppables commercials are delightful because of her.

Greg is terrible but I ship it anyway. At least he’s like, the tiniest bit self-aware about his problems. Josh is a helpless child, and Rebecca needs to go back to therapy (NOT just with the dream ghost) and get her head sorted out for real.

I want a Mrs. Hernandez interpretive dance number.

I know I shouldn’t love Greg but he gave me my anthem “Settle for me” and for that I love him

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!