The scene where Eleanor and Tahani decide not to fight over a man was spectacular! You never see that! I love how this show defied my expectations.

I’m a Chidi/everyone shipper. I love him so much.

“Oh, he’s from Florida. Bad Place.”

The horrible thing is that I’m not sure who to root for! Don’t get me wrong, I love Eleanor and Tahani (and the scene were Eleanor decides they AREN’T going to fight over a man), but Michael tried so HARD. He’s actually come up with a really good idea and now he has to prove it works perfectly within one generation.

I LOVE THIS SHOW. I will watch Kristin Bell in anything and Ted Danson is a gem. And Janet might be my favorite character on TV right now. “Bad Janet” made me cry with laughter! Praying we get a second season of this...

I love everything about that relationship, how everyone agrees that it makes absolutely no sense and how Janet keeps on matter-of-factly stating that she’s not a woman. And how her reason for marrying him was that her programming doesn’t contain anything that specifically tells her not to.

I didn’t read this because I’m not caught up yet, but I just watched the episode where Janet and Jason get married and the use of Digital Getdown is maybe my favorite television moment of the past year and I needed to share that with someone.

Side note: I might legit be into Tahani.

Jason Mendoza tho

It was about as good as 13 episodes of TV are going to get. I pride myself on spotting a twist or a turn early and this one played me right up the last moment. And Ted Danson’s Cheshire Cat grin at the reveal? Perfect.

Should be on Hulu.

Tiny crowds to fill his tiny hands

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

I got really excited about the Pia news tease, but then it ended up not being about Pia Zadora.

Sign that I am becoming An Old: I got a new refrigerator and I am inordinately excited about it. It’s not even a fancy one! It’s just new and clean and doesn’t smell weird or have colonies of new life growing in the back... and so far has a consistent temperature. You know, things that make a refrigerator good at…

If by living he means stumbling around in stained sweats with circles under my eyes from lack of sleep, while my kidless friends go on a girl’s weekend to Vegas, then absolutely!

A point I need to make: a lot of commenters are asking why a parent might call 911 on their child.

If you had a violently mentally ill child, you might. My sibling was taller than me or my mother by 12.

If you have a child with severe mental illness - it happens a lot.