That gif is mesmerizing. Even Jeff Goldblum’s mild disdain is sexy.

Goldblum is hotter than Hemsworth. #fact

The man is immortal.

Yes. Absolutely. With both of them, on top of the jet.

I always say goodbye(and I love you to love ones even if I hate them).

“WAAAH, my brother murdered a bunch of people, give me money for my wedding sads.”

This is such a Dad joke and I love it.

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

We know money cannot replace the wedding we lost.

I mean...

AGREED, five minutes?! What? Sometimes I lose my phone in my own house for hours at a time.

I can’t imagine changing my last name. Maybe if I was 19 but not now.

Mr. Celette took mine. Because it’s awesome and he should want it.

...have more than one, and each kid gets an element of the name? Like:

Absolutely keep your name!!

I took my husband’s name when we married mainly because my name was long and complicated and I didn’t mind giving it up for his simple last name. HOWEVER. I tell any young woman whom I think might listen to me to keep her name. Use his name socially if you so choose, but LEGALLY don’t…

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

I wonder if her being 7 years younger will be a part of the story or just another Hollywood situation of “they are both 34” or whatever they do to explain when the leading lady is always younger than the male lead.

this happens w me and my stepdad all the time.

My favourite thing is when people tell me how much I look like my parents. They’ll go on and on about how it’s amazing I’m just like my mom. One guy even said “It’s crazy, you look just like your grandfather!”

I’ve gotten to the point where I just smile knowingly and say, “Yes, that is truly amazing considering the…