Does the Queen maybe need someone to house sit while this is going on? I wouldn’t even need to be paid. I’d just sit on Her Majesty’s couch, eating British candy, watching the BBC and wearing one of her crowns.

college students can take charge of their education and remain steadfast in their beliefs

My favorite is Stevie Wonder isn’t blind.

I once edit an entry on wikipedia to win an online arguments as the other side refer to the said wikipedia entry as souce of his/her arguments.

One of my favorite cameos on 30 Rock. Alec Baldwin’s character hires him to exactly what you’re suggesting

Speaking from a career of selling photographs on behalf of photographers who regularly shoot famous people:

Rules for the buffet line?

Should we have hard tacos or soft?

“After the musical performance, she asked us all to leave.”

Moms are neg ninjas.

THANKS KEITH

I kind of love Louie as a father. I love how damn much he cares about his girls but won’t sugarcoat things but doesn’t go out of his way to be a dick.

That is VERY “guy who first moved to America in the 1970’s”

honestly i’m posting this since my grandma is gorgeous and still is! i think this is during their honeymoon.

nicknamed Sailor Boy

Dad. Vietnam, 1968. He passed 3 years ago, so fathers day is still kinda rough. But thanks for the cheekbones and eyebrows, dad!!!

This is my grandfather in his barrister get-up. P foxy, wig and all!

Team Babette and Maury.

Team no one!!!!!