Why is anyone bothering with children when mine are OBVIOUSLY the cutest, smartest, and most talented and there’s no way anyone else can win? Idiots.

can i be on the panel that decides who gets to?

This is 100 percent Prince George’s fault. That adorable little asshole.

How do you survive a relationship (familial) when your father comes to live with you just as you begin a work from home job? Cause it seems like a recipe for disaster.

“Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

Jeez Neil, you’re about as inspiring as David Suzuki.

The truly wealthy aren’t conspicuous consumers, that’s dumb, “aspirational” middle class folk, the nouveau riche and their hangers on. The smart rich stay rich by being understated. I’m certain if you could get them to say the third word out loud they’d say: “Gauche is ghetto”

I am so fashion forward I don’t even carry a “bag”. I use my pockets to hold my phone, cards, and keys. Bags are like oppressive anchors that hold you down you gotta remember where you put it, you end up carrying whole bunches of extra shit that you don’t need, and people with you who don’t want to carry their own…

Okay, I won’t tell you it’s him.

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I want Gwendolyn Christie and Miranda Hart to be on TV together being very tall and hilarious.

That should be the title of the Lifetime movie about this broad. And you KNOW there’s gonna be a Lifetime movie.

At this point, I’ll settle for nothing less than a Lifetime movie.

I feel like we need a timeline of her life and shenanigans thus far. I just can't keep track.

the most BRUH that has ever BRUH’d

they said all songs will transfer up, as long as you’re on the same console family

whatever you say, kit kitteridge