He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Glad I’m not alone in my dislike.
I know Chrissy Teigen is becoming a thing, but I can't stomach her. God bless John Legend, he must really love that girl.
Relatedly, today I started playing a Japanese cat game on my iPhone because everyone I know was talking about it obsessively on Twitter.
My mind is now in the gutter.
“If you’re looking for the file on the ‘Mittens vs Mr. Whiskers’ lawsuit, I’m afraid it’s already been taken.”
Let me know when Forever21 starts posting their knockoffs. I thought I hated kaftans but I would LIVE in something like that.
I have to confess - as I’m a Korean-American. Breakfast at Tiffany’s is one of my all-time favorite films. I can totally understand though.
Anonymous producer: “If you’re going to wait around to find the perfect actress who is a quarter Asian, and not just a quarter Asian but a quarter Hawaiian Asian, you will never cast your movie.”
Well we (the US) have politicians who think abortions cause droughts, soooooo...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sadly Richard Gilmore won’t be in it
GoodFellas sucked! There wasn’t a single makeover montage, and the couple ended up getting divorced at the end. Two thumbs down.
That’s my favorite type of bro. “Tony Soprano is so awesome!” Uh, you didn't actually watch the Sopranos, did you
Damn it, I was under the impression that he might transcend death. He will, of course, but not in the way that I had hoped.
Rest in Peace Sir Christopher. Thank you for your bevy of towering performances and for leading a fascinating life that could inspire anybody.
On behalf of myself and the confusing adult feelings I have for Thor, I accept and endorse this decision.
He can slam my button and shout ‘WE GOT ONE’ any time.
AHEM:
Perhaps I could interest you in my outdoor-bed collection? It will run you a mere $175.00.
I’ve been poking around online to see if there are any more details, but haven’t found anything except for a few photos of a very not-pregnant woman being taken into custody.