I’ll stick to Burning Love, thanks.

I see you Caitlyn with a C.

Charlie is kind of a dick.

What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

I wish I even had a style. I dress like Wednesday Addams as a librarian who goes to Comic Con and moonlights as an art teacher at one of those places were you paint and drink wine. Everything is stripes and plaids and bizarre jewelry and weird scarves.

Apparently my persona is nearing-middle-aged woman who still doesn’t know how to dress her plus size self in anything other than jeans and Old Navy t-shirts. :/ I have hopes of building something like a capsule wardrobe someday though. Anyone successfully do this IRL?

Mostly I drink wine and read a lot to avoid reality.

I had never seen “Friends” until I started watching it my Netflix queue.

I am so happy right now. I finally have a Saturday night with no obligations, so I’m ordering enough pizza for 3 people, opening a bottle of wine, and catching up on my DVR’d episodes of Orphan Black. INTROVERT HEAVEN.

Well, people are terrified of letting their kids walk home from school. Or walk anywhere without adult supervision. Even though violent crime is dropping and has been dropping for years, people still think their kid is going to get abducted or something. Letting their kids walk home is tantamount to throwing them to…

I bet if you had them towed once or twice they’d stop parking there.

The loudest person in my building is an upper white class male.

It's Irvine so I'm guessing Kumon and soccer tournaments.

I live in a condo that happens to have several gay couples living there. The one other heterosexual couple (my husband and I are heterosexual too) in my condo are such idiot assholes always letting their stupid guests park right in front of my garage so I have had to go knock on their door several times so I can get…

Any organization that is trying to tell me they exist in the “grey area” between pro life and pro choice can kindly fuck off, please.

The problem is there is no fucking grey area.

They’re sort of bullshitty, faux-inspirational “innovation” talks. It acts like short talks - each largely geared around a single idea illustrated by the personal experience of the talker - can somehow make a difference in anything. It’s “changing the world” via personal anecdote.

By stressing “innovation” and…

i saw this on twitter and i dont think i’ll ever be the same

Mornin’ reverend! Just here for whorship.

1:30 am service is hardcore.