I have to know...what, exactly, did they want to talk about? The fact that you (an adult!) bought beer on your own time, or the fact that you have a functioning reproductive system?
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I am a parent. My kid has teachers. If I were snooping around on any of their social media pages and saw this, I would laugh hysterically and make a note to myself to up my end-of-school teacher gift game. I cannot imagine what it must be like to have to manage other people’s children all day long.
Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good
If nothing else, this bit gave us an amazing gif of Bill Nye saying “That just makes no fucking sense.”
Not to mention early dinner every night.
And this is exactly why my dad made me learn how to change my own tire, he knew I’d never be able to count on a man to do it for me.
Yes, as a woman, whenever I need my tire changed, I just stand on the side of the road and lift my hemline a few inches until a man in a bench seated Cadillac comes and carries me away.
LOL. How rich is it that this brand that utilizes the most garish colors and prints has the audacity to call ANYTHING hideous?
Damnit, just when I had managed to break free of the Bachelorette cycle. You watch ONE episode because Amy Schumer is on it, then you become invested in some of the contestants. Next thing you know, you’re not only watching the rest of THIS season, but you care about who becomes the Bachelor next season. I will not be…
My birthday is tomorrow. I’m just having pizza and red velvet cake with some relatives. I’ll watch some movies and just relaxed. I don’t need to do anything big.
I have thrown out a bag of salad every week for the last million years.
Every day I swear I’m going to eat healthier. And then have some pizza.
I don’t live in Pendleton—I’m in the evil part of the state, west of the Cascades—but I’ve traveled through there quite a bit. I was reading this thinking, they’re just trying to outlaw weed, aren’t they!? Plus, offensive smells? Aren’t there stockyards there? There’s a rodeo. That can’t smell good. Also, because I…
Pictures RIGHT NOW.
Think an certain streak of cruel hilarity is every Briton’s birthright...
Yes. We are all Normal Humans compared to the supernatural GOD OF COD
My dude was stationed in Japan for a number of years & while there tried some KFC. Apparently it tasted like ACTUAL chicken & was delicious.