*insert I VOLUNTEER gif*

All she needs is WiFi. I'm sure she could hack the Pentagon with Raspberry Pi and a Pringles can.

I've heard that only the most dastardly of Starling City's villains can be stopped by the efficient, stylish simplicity of a Windows 8 Tablet.

To be fair, it's the CW. Felicity Smoak seems hardly credible as a hacker, especially with the tablet she uses for everything.

Of course it was fake. Do you think anyone would be that excited by Maroon 5 showing up anywhere? I mean, Adam Levine knows he's Adam Levine, right?

Is that two chicken patties interspersed with two fish fillet patties?

I've cut my father out of my life.

Or if your kid is getting bullied a lot/needs more individual attention to succeed in school and you have some education experience.

Often by parents who don't even know the difference between "there" and "their".

Women are in this weird place where socially & economically we don't really neeeeed to get married, but it's still implied that we're defective if we don't get married. It's a tough place to be. Logically, I know I'd rather be my myself than be married to someone I wasn't bonkers about just for the sake of being…

Oh Madeleine, you don't take your legal drinking age into Hollywood afterparties, either. The legal drinking age there is "can you afford to be there?"

i cannot explain the strange, upset internal keening sound i am making in my mind right now.

Imma sit this one out.

Awww, I liked it. I thought it was beautifully directed. It looked like a diorama come to life.

Lego Movie snubbed???????

I want the Rifftrax version of this movie.

My niece is 13, and while she behaves better than this in public (she is heavily into making gory and melodramatic videos using her Littlest Pet Shop figurines and sharing them on YouTube, so I am sure she is a fucking nightmare on the Internet) this is still like talking to her. At Christmas, she told one of her…

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

Yep.

Standing outside the bathroom door pounding on it like a lunatic: "GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! ARE YOUR TAKING SELFIES AGAIN? YOU BETTER NOT BE SHOWING THE WORLD PICTURES OF OUR TOILET AGAIN!"