Then we wouldn't have the Colosseum.

Further proof of baby rock-n-roll realness:

It is amazing how many people miss that 500 days of Summer is a critique of treating women like Manic Pixie Dream Girls. Tom loves her as an idea, not as a person, and that's why it all falls apart.

OK! It's not quite a Tyler Durden thing, but my theory is that we see the real Summer pretty much only 2 times in the movie; in the "how it really happened" section of the split screen when Joe goes to her party and at the very end in the park. Every other scene in the movie is a memory of Joe's and unreliable in…

That's really the perfect age to win. You don't have to worry about blowing everything or bad investments. Have a blast, then croak.

HEY THATS MY GRANDPA.

...kids that they didn't even know they had...

Kat, you've liked everything I've ever posted....I'm either flattered, or suspicious ;)

Just for 24 hours, in honor of this post, I cordially request all the star button recommendations on Kinja be changed to that adorable vagina face. (And that's not a sentence I will write again in a hurry).

I want to give you all the vaginas, all of them.

Apologies in advance, but the first thing that came to mind was

In fairness, Arizona State would have been #1 if the site's name was easier to spell.

You could just do it the old school way and get naughty on webcam. Give viewers a link to your Amazon wishlist and watch the packages come rolling in. That's how I got my microwave.

It's pretty terrible. Just remember though, it didn't ask to be ugly and moist.

I believe you are mistaken. I admit that I am no expert, but that is definitely a cat.

It's the type of initiative and ingenuity you'll find in CEO's that run the largest corporations. These kids will go far.

Looks like they've made a clean getaway.

I made a bet/running gag with one of my co-workers as we both realized we should drink more water and less soda/coffee: we take our water to meetings and take a sip when certain things happen or certain words come up.

I put water in my coffee cup instead of refilling it with coffee. My habit is to continually drink from this cup throughout the day so I get my water easily just by essentially tricking myself.