It's pretty terrible. Just remember though, it didn't ask to be ugly and moist.

I believe you are mistaken. I admit that I am no expert, but that is definitely a cat.

It's the type of initiative and ingenuity you'll find in CEO's that run the largest corporations. These kids will go far.

Looks like they've made a clean getaway.

I made a bet/running gag with one of my co-workers as we both realized we should drink more water and less soda/coffee: we take our water to meetings and take a sip when certain things happen or certain words come up.

I put water in my coffee cup instead of refilling it with coffee. My habit is to continually drink from this cup throughout the day so I get my water easily just by essentially tricking myself.

damn

I love the fan theory that Annie Edison of "Community" is the grand-daughter of Pete and Trudy.

Wow, the Halloween costume possibilities...

LOOK AT THIS CUTE FUCKING BABY I MADE.

I miss the Animaniacs.

The best part of this was when she talked about age in Hollywood and Mark Ruffalo became the smoothest man in history. Magical.

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Do they keep all "black people!" movies in the same file folder?

I'd like to think it was an intern who was all like "dude, what was that movie with those black people?" Hilarity ensues.

Its beating like a heart!!!

This is my all-time favorite cartoon. I miss it.

Jeez. This is like asking "Which of your fingers do you like best?"

Jubal Early. While others got better lines and screentime, no one left quite a lasting impression.