The ghost also has an educational blog.

Let's just say there might possibly just be certain times when my husband looks at me with EXACTLY THAT EXPRESSION and calmly asks " What kind of cocktail would you like?"

#NOTALLBOOBS

It's Portland, Maine. Not Oregon's fault this time!

In situations like this though, where this girl was photographed and then it was distributed without her knowledge or consent, I don't have a problem with them facing punishment. That is wrong and exploitative behavior regardless of age.

That daughter and grandson sure are gonna miss their supplemental income, aka the dead lady's social security check.

Many instant oil change places will check/inflate your tires and top off fluids for free and you won't even have to get out of your car.

This isn't parents letting their kids do crazy shit, it's the parent carrying out crazy shit through the kid and unapologetically, publicly so.

Books and Movies

Where is this girl? Running for her damn life if she's got an ounce of sense.

Bro. Broooo. Let me explain some things to you about why you're in your 40s and still single and not by choice. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.

I will do whatever it takes to curl her toes creatively, spiritually, intellectually and sexually.

Sweet, it pays off again to be a short atheist stoner.

Can I just say once again how much I love Jordan Peele?

#NotAllSlytherins

I wish Googling "Prince George overalls" was something I got to do in the regular course of my workday.

You're more his type than I am.

I would eat there. No Question.

I see you with your Pushing Daisies reference, Madeleine. Pie-Maker Lee Pace gave me many pants feelings.

Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here?