UM. this is my dream service. i want to throw a wedding rull bad, but i am 0% interested in that married life. can i invite my friends, though, to a rowdy reception in all our finery? that's key.

Skip Scientology, join the Church of Pay My Mortgage. We offer salvation for the low, low price of $1,140 per month - bonus upgrade to super salvation if you take on at least one utility bill as well.

I LIVE for breakup Facebook statuses don't you dare take this away from me.

I could never figure out why Jabba had her in that outfit.

I mean, maybe, we don't have to completely forget about his butt.

Can I just tell you that when I saw Alan Alda I jumped out of my chair and screamed "ALAN ALDA!!! OMG THERE'S ALAN ALDA!!!" And then I got super teary because he looked so happy to be there. I am a hundred years old.

Yeah I feel sad even fixing it. Dong Arts and Crafts is going to be the name of my new Lifestyle Blog.

I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

I think Arya will end up with the widest array of different looks of any character in the series.

Everything outside Nintendo was a disappointment in general, ever since Mario Kart 8 and Hyrule Warriors my U has been getting the love it deserves.

How much do I pay for this service to go to the gym & do my work out for me?

Here is Ariane Grande being carried to her Mommy & Me class by one of the concierges:

I personally thought Gandalf's dicking about finding the Necromancer in the DoS was waaaay more interesting Extended, when you saw he was interacting with Thrain rather than just aimlessly footling about in there for a while.

The fucking barrel scene that felt like it went on for an hour. All we needed to know about the barrels is that that was the way Bilbo got them out of the Elven Kingdom. Cut scene. Show the barrels washing up or Bilbo pulling them up onto shore next to the town.

I mean, the movie is probably crap, but it's pretty nuts to imagine that Sony was so willing to pull the rug out from under a release due to anonymous threats.

Yes OF COURSE. And I always write them a receipt for their records.

Correction— just looked at his bio. I'm going to suggest college first.

I love how whenever crazy conservatives in government have a choice between wasting time trying to fuck over women and minorities and actually governing, they choose fucking over women and minorities every time. At least they're dependable.