Yeah, what about me!?

Me too! It was just some mysterious bizarre-o death arch? Where the body doesn't come out on the other side? That was in a weird auditorium? What the hell?

No way. My heart got ripped from my chest reading about Fred.

You know nothing, drewnasty.

The Great Question:

Thanks to the trailers, I've already seen the movie. Saved myself $12.

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

i want 50 kitties

This doesn't beat all the great ones that've already been posted, but have to add this to the mix! (And it also happens to be, for me at least, the most internally consistently logical time travel movie I'm aware of!)

Real Genius (1985) The ideal movie for anyone who ever stayed up all night coming up with a clever solution for a pointless problem that had nothing to do with college.

The Last Starfighter

Hands down... this is the greatest eighties film!

Simple:

Just goes without saying...

Still waiting for that sequel, since I was 7... still waiting.

I kind of feel like it's unfair to people out there legitimately looking. I mean, if you're not available then don't leave it up live for people to get in their search results.

No, it's not cheating. But it doesn't have to be cheating to not be acceptable.

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

Thank god she didn't defend freedom of speech and women's rights, while looking ugly. I HATE that.