"All going according to plan.... "

GOOD. As an alumna I'm proud that they're at least making motions towards combating this. I was never in the Greek scene (they didn't offer RUSH flyers to anyone in a wheelchair!), but I'm not shocked.

I feel a great disturbance in the Tort, as though millions of HIPAA compliance officers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Alaska is too beautiful for these freaks to deserve living there. Also haven't the Alaska Natives suffered enough

"Sigh, I get older, he stays the same age. Come on Dad you're drunk."

P.S. When guys say they wouldn't want a woman firefighter dragging them out of a burning building, I make sure to tell them to write it on their foreheads so I know to leave them there when I find them.

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Just to piss you all off.

I just want to say, April babies are the best.

I am ignoring all my work. I wish tomorrow was Sunday again so I can have a better one before work. Not that today was bad, I was just horribly hungover for too much of it.

If someone offered me a huge advance, I would! Chapter 9: Age 13: The Tragedy of Shopping at JC Penney with Mom

So we're not discussing Christopher Meloni's shirt? OK.

YOU BROKE THE FIRST RULE!

We don't need to ask. They'll be here in a few minutes to tell us.

I know you're trolling but I want that shirt.

I would laugh in a man's face if he seriously asked me if I had email.

These are just what we call the Sunday Scaries, Amy.

Reading about Amal Clooney is a study in contradictions between my life and hers. I'm toiling away as a lawyer in public service, wearing a sweater that I spilled coffee on for the umpteenth time and checking my online dating websites for potential non-creepy emails from dudes that might not serial murder me if I meet…

I'll go out on a limb here and suggest the proper fall flavor should be apple-cinnamon.

Yeah, I assumed this was less of a "the administrators actually thought this was the appropriate thing to do" and more of a "we don't have very many options" or "this was the rule on the rulebook and we want to follow protocol so we don't have any loose ends, even if it's not the most rational thing".