I'd just like to express my envy of anyone, regardless of gender, who has curtain sewing skillz. I can hand-sew felt donuts, but using a machine is like asking me to fly a space shuttle. :(

I've seen some outfits at Disneyland and California Adventure far more scandalous than this one. Sounds to me like it was a shitty employee not making it the happiest place on Earth.

Somebody make the word "normcore" go away.

I don't wear makeup, but that's because I'm really hyped on this new trend called "getting a lot of sleep and waking up as late as i can get away with before i have to get ready for work."

*was makeup-free before it became hip.

Don't sell yourself short - I would eat the shit out of some Mac n Cheese with broccoli bits.

Maybe it's good that they changed the ending because I just finished the book and I think my actual reaction was "wtf."

WhatEV, bish: having babies makes me even cooler. It's like my ovaries have superpowers...

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

Oh my god. Those fucking mullet dresses. It was such a pain in the ass prom dress shopping Junior and Senior year because almost every fucking gown was a mullet dress.

Lobster mac and cheese is one of those ideas that sounds brilliant until you try it. Then you realize why no one was fucking making it until five years ago.

I think Jessica Williams should move over from The Daily Show to be the new host.

Don't setup automatic payments. If you don't have any extra cash, you will undoubtedly be put into a position where you have to make some tough decisions. e.g. What bill can I skip so I can fix the car? You take a great deal of this flexibility off the table with automatic payments.

Taking the time for entertainment, especially as a family, is vital for me to avoid overspending in other areas because of feeling bad, hemmed in, or guilty. So, here is how we do it:

Don't be silly, they are white and obviously have plenty of money.

arguing that the ads have been mostly "well received."

Was hoping for a twist ending.

Casually mention your favorite Peanuts character was Peppermint Patty. She will then know you're "cool,"