Don't be silly, they are white and obviously have plenty of money.

arguing that the ads have been mostly "well received."

Was hoping for a twist ending.

Girl, I love that damn thing. LOVE. IT.

I love that crazy demon horse.

Casually mention your favorite Peanuts character was Peppermint Patty. She will then know you're "cool,"

Get in line, Snape!

To be fair to Harry, Hogwarts seemed like a pretty terrible school anyways.

Underage drinking is pretty prevalent in this show too. Like, getting served in bars and restaurants even.

This is pretty much what I was thinking, though I feel a little bit bad about putting it in words. I hadn't heard much about her lately though and given the sort of press she used to get, that was a good thing.

I was watching the live feed yesterday (shut up) and was totally going, "All the way for a royal scandal! All the way for a royal scandal!"

I'm a bad person.

"It's easy to take those situations and assure yourself that you'll never be like that as a parent. But man, parenting never stops."

"I will never allow my children (if/when I have them)..."

After one year, we're finally making money on our small business! (Not much but...it's happening!) Yay! In your face, doubters.

I love Craig Ferguson. I'd be happy with that. I may have to youtube a bunch of his vids now.

I feel like the music festival gene is something you're either born with or you're not because, honestly, even when people describe their good experiences I feel like I'd rather spend time in a scuba suit full of angry bees.

I think I aged out of this stuff too, but it was fun while it lasted. Wear sun screen, kids, and condoms. Yes, multiple condoms.