IIIIIIII’m not entirely sold on this stat thing. It’s a little hard already to define what makes a Zelda game a Zelda game, but for me (heavy emphasis) a limited crop of weapons/armor (each either definitively better than the last, or with distinct purpose) was part of the experience.

Non-Sequitur here, but could we talk about the guy-who-just-bought-you-a-drink-from-the-other-side-of-the-bar eyes the new Facebook poop emoticon is putting on?

Cracked had a pretty good article (snark included) by someone with hyperhidrosis. Worth a read!

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Didn’t watch the video, didn’t read the article. Here entirely for the comments.

Was it? Perhaps I only recall it’s more memorable appearances...

Is the NSFW Fish so hard up for work that it’s taking jobs as a common arrow, now?

Dooooouuuuuuuchhe

Good thing you have that mic since, fair warning, the game is unplayably hard without it.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen that movie, but does the Statue of Liberty’s head really end up in mid-town, and if so, do they ever explain how?

What about driver assists? I know one of the appeals of NASCAR is that those are pretty much just really powerful engines attached to wheels (no digital traction control etc. in-between). F1 cars, on the other hand, are technological wonders. Where does Indy sit?

Once that static friction goes, if you don’t ease off the breaks you’re just gonna keep sliding.

Do they really just push all the girls to the front row? What is this, Top Gear?

I was speeding ... [on] I-90

Waddayasay we just keep it away from you in general?

a body where teams and players have a significant voice.

Man, the first 30 minutes of that road trip would be so awesome.

Tales of reading things to quickly -

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that “that guy” is clearly an ear of corn with a face?