Do your mouse and keyboard go here? Is this just smudgeville?

The redstone is a really nice touch

HOW IS PANCAKES (and nothing else appropriate) NUMBER FOUR ON THAT FREAKING LIST?!

I... what? No... NO... NO

Would be willing to donate an image of my lower leg region to a Jezebel sponsored “Mankle” competition.

So what’re you doing with the DeathStalker, then?

Oh god oh god oh god oh god....

True, but he gets (minor) points back for admitting that what happened was his fault and not that of “those offended”.

#lowlivesmatter is the best in-poor-taste hashtag

(yellow punch buggy no punch backs)

IDONTKNOWWHYITDOESTHISBUTIWANTONE

Without directly damning anyone, here, we might want to at least talk about if posting this email was the right thing to do.

Thou shalt not forsake a menu entirely, forcing players who missed the “load online mode” prompt because they were makesting a sandwich to loadeth the game twice...

I got 90’s paper cup

Doug, you spent more than 4 columns just getting the Skyline. Don’t you think it deserves a little more love?

Can we have a Rob Ford image posting thread now? It’s been so long since I’ve had a good Rob Ford image posting thread...

Which ever one this is should get an extra point for net-deformation. No complex web of rigid plastic pipes between knots here.

Abe’s Exodus is $0.74, were you looking at that accidentally?

Pictured: Not Nolan North

Hope the last year hasn’t somehow changed your opinion of the game!