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Thirty people, eight engines.

Can knock over wind mills, still can’t derail train...

Question from a starry-eyed motorcycle wannabe with zero experience:

Every time I finally feel sort of quasi-car-savvy, an article on some rarely reported motor-sport gets posted to Jalop and I have to Google a whole new set of words just to understand the comments.

Think that’s bad? I’m still holding out for a new Extreme-G.

So what you’re saying is that you keep a bunch of red herrings around?

Overlord was Pikmin that I could actually play. It’s not that Pikmin is a bad series (no, it’s actually great) but I get stressed out in an amazingly visceral way when my Pikmin die; Overlord let’s me feel a little bit better about it.

Well, Sergio Canavero is Italian, but the idea is still the same

Oh my god, the move names...

I play this little game called real life...

Did this guy not get the memo?

It’s a freaking TalkBoy on wheels...

...Hope you’re exactly this tall...

#7? No one? No?

I’m guessing the tech was leaning in from the driver’s side door and was thrown clear when the car lurched forward.

The first joke I actually get in a Deadspin comments section and it's about movies...

As awful as it is to lose such a wonderful piece of still-working 70 year old engineering, I have to know, are there any photos of the crash site? A morbid interest for a cinematic-looking crumpled pile of aluminum at the end of a 50 foot trench is overwhelming.

At least he doesn’t look like a Thundercats reject...

I dunno, this sounds a lot like the sort of cryptic thing From likes including in their games to subtly conveys plot. It sounds like it’s really happening at the 12 hour mark, and across the board for bosses (and only bosses). I mean, it’s not like the bosses in these games need supremely complex AI; it’s hard to

"Ka-boom" is a horrible nickname...