I think the critiques are towards the article title, not the shield itself.

According to Wikipedia, this is true. The C- part was the larger epiphany for me.

A little Wikipediaing later and I now know what C6 tetraplegic means!

Could we just all agree that DDoS no longer counts as 'hacking'? I always feel like calling DDoS attackers 'hackers', is like calling Farmville players 'gamers'; technically it's true (I guess) but really, it's not what comes to mind when the phrase is mentioned.

f'rizzle

Man, if I had broken my collar bone, I'm not sure there are enough parents in the world to convince me to not just take the rest of the day off.

It's "It[APOSTROPHE]s [COMMA]", you idiot!

It's the animated icon; you're obviously a massive attention whore who deserves all of the horrible things that come to you (D'uH, stupid).

What about updates?

Great, now it's the color of a brick, too.

Woops! replied to the wrong thread!

Guh... Even the ads look like they're from Second Life...

Right, but that's suspension of disbelief that I'm willing to accept for the gameplay

Am I the only one who really preferred it when you were forced to switch between flashlight and weapon? It's not like this game isn't already sacrificing realism for gameplay (or at least set-piece moments).

Eh, you might not want to ruin the nostalgia. I went back and found I was a little jaded to the way-too-often over the top strings of curses and disconnected names he threw at the games he reviewed.

(you should probably reply to the OP, I was just helping with the image posting)

Just going to patch that up for you.

Just gonna patch that up for you