This is easily the coolest thing I've seen on Kotaku in a long time, and I don't mean that in the sort of way that would otherwise end up under #backhandedboxquotes.

I meant as you drive it, a particle effect would be nice, or if it is a sudden thing, more of an explosion than instant fire. This is a case where player feedback was sort of lacking, not just before the accident, but during as well (it wasn't clear what had happened to let the player know what they could do…

Glue him to the wall directly across from the toilet. Force people to make eye-contact with him while dropping a deuce.

Yeah, at worse this is just a case of a game giving poor signals that you're doing something stupid (animations, particle effects, etc) but, yeah, alpha....

So less scary, more bullet sponging, less emphasis on limb removal, less interesting environments (outdoors is great, but please, for the love of god put something other than snow and caves in it) less build up, less story, and why for the love of god do developers keep showing off that they have QTE's like it's a…

"(..) Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!"

You are pretty close to the Gulf I guess (relative to me all the way up here in New York)

I think it would be a more interesting article if it was about some guy who got sushi twice a month in Alabama, of all places.

That clip is needed for just about every use of the word irony... ever....

I just want to reiterate (and I have to do this constantly because the new comment system hides all the times of said it in other sub-threads): I don't not-like this because it's mean towards Mark Zuckerberg; I don't like this because it's not mean, enough. This is some tiny little inside-joke of a commentary on…

Sounds WAY better than protest-by-inside-joke

Let me make this absolutely clear: I'm not trying to defend Zuckerberg; Quite the opposite. This is passive aggressive; I want full on aggressive. For the love of god at least include a link at the bottom that explains what you're doing, or offers people alternatives to Facebook. It's absolute crap that every…

Sympathize? HARDLY, I think this isn't harsh ENOUGH towards him. Passive aggressively posting photos of him online? What's next? Calling him names?!

But this passive aggressive bullshit is totally the wrong approach. The new comment system makes it a little hard to redirect, but I'd love to continue this conversation, just under my reply to MPowered (rather than copy paste my entire comment here).

I can't tell if you're being coy or not, so forgive me if I'm coming across as skeptical. I don't care; if this is a running joke, it's long dead, somewhere around the point giz made an email address just for photos of Zuckerberg. If the idea is to exploit Zuckerberg until he flips out at the paparazzi so we can…

I mean, even if the tone is sort of tongue and cheek aware of the similarity, this is all pretty peripheral and, really, trashy

so now we're TMZmodo?

I opened all four of those links in tabs. That was a silly way to do things.

QUICKLY! Someone pass this on to Kotaku's backhanded box quotes!

Or possibly 2