ARE YOU TELLING ME A GIZMODO ARTICLE BUFFED FACTS TO GET MORE CLICKS?!

So really, this article makes them sound way more fancy than they really are?

I haven't seen it in years, but that's why I asked

Now, I'm not big on astral physics, and I am certainly no anthropologist, but what's the difference between having a calendar that goes on for gruntillions of years, and counting to 12 (or whatever significant number defines your year) over and over and over again?

Goomba

Toad

not a Goomba?

Could we make a quick distinction here between 'period piece' or 'took place in the past' and 'retro'?

I thought those were supposed to be goombas

How did jeans and black turtle neck get replaced by light-grey ammo belt and loin cloth?

They DO support Unity (at least on the Wii, I don't know why the Unity people haven't built a DS builder, yet) and it's sort of an awkward time to start supporting Flash as even Adobe has started merging it's more useful features with After Effects. Having said that, Nintendo hasn't made the best choices recently,…

I thought runescape was Java, not Javascript

I don't think they were greater, those are percent changes

2 injured vs. 1 dead

I'm glad he no longer looks like some guy giving me sex eyes through his mascara from across the bar.

Indeed, but remember, it's a product review, not a customization site review

yup, it is. Click through and you'll see the bullet thing is pretty standard for them.

I get the impression that this might be a standard mod that they offer (sans-Kotaku-ism) with an added custom paint job for kicks

Would anyone else prefer to just get a multiplayer mode in Skyrim rather than a full blown MMO?

"In fact, it's cheap enough that you could use SmartDeco as uber-temporary furniture that holds you over until you get around to going shopping."