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Amen. I don't necessarily agree with what Kaepernick is doing, but this DEFINES patriotism/democracy/'Merica. There's more to patriotism than wearing a fucking flag pin on your stupid blazer.

Love the Fat Power salute.

“There, there, African-American person". #Sad

Much like when Whitlock touts the benefits of exercise, healthy eating, and wearing clothes that fit.

When did Dwight Gooden start lining football fields?

I just hope they have a live feed in hell, so JoePa can have a little joy while being sodomized by Hitler. Also, "Joe Knew" should be the chant of every opposing team's fans that Pedophile State plays, forever.

Let's have another round of applause for the opening band, Big Wet Ass. We're Compassionate Colonoscopy. Hello Cleveland!!!!!!!!

This is a large component of Drumpf's base: dead-behind-the-eyes soccer moms who wear too much makeup who transfer their anger at becoming dead-behind-the-eyes soccer moms who wear too much makeup to the gubmint.

My first thought: "Why is Terrell Owens racing all these women?" My second thought: "Internal Testes" would be a great band name.

Well said. I've been saying for years: Donald Trump masturbates to a mental image of Donald Trump masturbating.

I wish those 2 would have a crossover strip, where Billy follows the dotted line to Marmaduke's mangled carcass in the middle of the road, while Daddy's passed out behind the wheel with a syringe in his arm and a dead hooker in the back seat.

“Trump'sh jusht a shuper guy and a great bushineshman, who definitely doesh not want to have shexual intercourshe with hish shmoking-hot daughter."

Brilliant. And just once, I wish someone would just call him "Steve" or "Stephen" instead of this "Stephen A." bullshit, like he's a foreign dignitary. What an assclown he is.

I'm giving you a star just for your screen name.

My first thought: Man, that's a well-made bike.

Khloe Kardashian has really let herself go.

Let's all be somber for a couple weeks, and send out prayers and condolences. Then wait for the next mass shooting; hopefully it won't affect someone we care about. Repeat times infinity. Seriously, fuck these guys in the ear. Some of them would probably pay for that.

I think that's why the city (where I'm from, by the way) has such a passion for the team. 75% of the Pens' last names look like the employee roster at a mill in Blawnox.

As per the second picture, and I'm purely speculating here, but I think Big Phil got a #haircut at a #barbershop. Apparently by Andy Dick in drag.

Yinzers are still figuring out how to work Kuhnhackl into the chant.