1998; took my first love HS girlfriend to see Wild Things. I had no idea how racy it would be, but was happy with the film. We get back to her parents’ in my 92 Olds Acheiva SCX; such a cool car and I never put together how appropriate the name was. We start making out in the driveway and with the smoothest move I…

A family member is jonesin to trade his E 350 wagon for the new CX-9. I’m surprised as he’s partial to the Benz badge.

I noticed this the first time I saw this commercial. After the 50th I started pointing it out to people who would listen, “no car company offers those outputs!”,”you wouldn’t even notice the difference!” but didn’t care. You got paid to write about it and have people reply on the internet. Good on you, sir.

Late model full size GM truck. Yes, it’s not 35 years old but they have cut the same profile since ‘73 or so. Mid level trim.

A Ford GT doesn’t have cupholders.

No one whose opinion matters will mistake that for a Malibu.

Came here to post but you said it best; the poseur aspect of some truck owners. 1/2 ton 4WD, sure guys like trucks and I’m guilty as charged. But 3/4 ton and bigger, diesel, lifted...it gets a bit gimmicky.

Ram is absolutely the brand for tribal decals. What truck would the old timey sailor tattoo demographic favor?

My mom had two Safaris. I turned 16 with the second, nicer one. Man I loved taking that out. Plenty of room for friends and it could lay some tire with the RWD. One snowy day I was waiting for her to get home so I could borrow it and the front wheel came off before she got home. Probably lucky for me as the roads were…

We rode 5 deep in my dad’s regular cab manual shift F150. And my aunt who made us wear seat belts seemed like such a kill joy when I was a kid.

What ever big whale oil did to adapt should be studied.

Soaking wet usually applies to an unflattering weight, the implication that even with the added weight of water the man is still light. Sly has like 40 years of boxing training and is ripped at age 70. I wouldn’t want to tangle with him.

They were liable for defective equipment.

I got into intermittent fasting and high fat low carb a couple years back and dropped 25 lbs with no other effort. I stuck with not eating breakfast on work days. It saves time and money in the morning and I get to use my nonsense explanation: When does a lion hunt his best?

We’d be much better off if the most famous Bush in America were Gavin Rosdale’s band.

Those were actually pretty cool. Even the base Maxx had some pep.

He was recommending suspenders instead of a belt. They let the pants hang at the natural waist rather than a belt holding them, usually below the gut, by friction. Suspenders are much more comfortable and the best option for most guys, but they have an unfair old man, banker association.

I put together a Trump costume for last Halloween. Wore my own well fitting suit but dusted off an old french cuff shirt and found a shiny pink tie at Goodwill. I purposely tied a lumpy Windsor knot with no dimple and a girl at the part said she wanted to ‘fix’ my tie. I had to explain its appearance was intentional.…

Pause and you can read the bumper sticker: My other car is a Mustang

I smack my forehead over this too. And the drivers of late model trucks that buy and promptly put a lift and wheels on them. It just seems that if one is educated enough to have a career that affords these prices, they would consider traditional status symbol cars. More money than taste, I guess.