If you live in a 1 BR apartment and have a $1200 car payment, you should reevaluate your priorities.

This is the most starred kinja comment I have ever seen. Well done.

What is perpendicular park assist? Are divers having trouble with mall parking spaces with these things?

I’m surprised there aren’t more skeevy drug stories here. I had one roommate bail in the middle of our lease, but that was fine because he doused himself in putrid Curve cologne everyday at 4:00 before heading out to his bar manager job. He wasn’t the worst, though. His replacement was a quiet guy I worked with who…

It’s a shame that the relevant issues brought up by Trump are automatically disqualified because of him being an otherwise terrible person.

Per her bio, she grew up Italian so I’ll give her a pass since she’s transitioning languages when she talks Italian food in English. I’m also fine with her low cut tops. What I can’t get over is her smiling with her bottom teeth.

That profile decal is genius.

It has to be an either/or?

And why I, as a kind hearted, service oriented jalop, wouldn’t necessarily make a good car salesman.

Follow the advice of Click n’ Clack; dump her

We really should be hauling our dog in the cargo area of our Escape, but man does he love to stick his head out the window.

I can never get the torque label right lb/ft or ft/lb.

Latino bros in my town say Cherokee with the emphasis on the o syllable.

A buddy teased my old Volvo by calling it a vulva.

Every piece of construction equipment is a bulldozer on the news.

The kid surely thought it was. And they paid 2x as much more than plebeian teen transportation.

That is not a tractor, it’s a skid loader.

Have you driven them? I had similar elitism toward Vettes and Mustangs until I had the pleasure of seat time.

It goes both ways. I was a server at a rural bar and grill when I was 21. My customers would rather have a girl serving them than a college dude.

Invictas are cheap junk fashion watches and don’t belong on a list with Timex or Seiko. For a little more scratch, an Orient will do you much better.

Invictas are cheap junk fashion watches and don’t belong on a list with Timex or Seiko. For a little more scratch,…