The play here was the big hit. He needed to jar the ball loose. He didn’t leave his feet and was aiming for shoulder-first contact. He just missed.

Yes, I wanted to say this in my post about Mario Kart yesterday. The timing is bad. Everything is bad. Abandon all hope. 

Im a doctor. Once clinic gets started I don’t have a lot of time for extensive Google searches. And clinic starts in a couple minutes. I will probably browse the internet in between visits, especially if I have a no show, but no time for actual research.

This one???

I endorse this thought!!!!

HOAs are their own special circle of hell.

Removed of that particular detail, though, this story offers yet further proof that an awful lot of Americans (not all, as not all are either opportunistic hypocrites nor do all necessarily like American soldiers) are willing to scream “RESPECT OUR TROOPS” when it is…

I said everything I needed or wanted to say about the entitlement that informs EGS rage (and no, I’m not an EGS fan—but come the fuck on) in the previous story on Ooblets.

The only thing I feel a need to add at this point is: if a person’s argument in defense of issuing death threats/sexist epithets/mocked-up photos…

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

Tricky question. He’s probably worth more than mixer is.

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

I’ve always found this topic to be interesting — I’m a man with some sever body issues around weight and general fitness. Most of the male characters in video games are just as ridiculously idealized as women in games are, and I don’t recall ever feeling worse about myself for playing as those types of characters. I’m…

Actual good looking, smart stable genius:

ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

That instrument is broken out only for performances of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3-some.

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

First- It’s really a joke.

Has anyone ever considered maybe Gabe Newell met Tom Sweeney at a gathering and asked him to put fornite on Steam. When Tom said no, Gabe spat in his face.

A Kardashian appropriating a culture they’re not part of to generate further profit for a family “brand” that is based solely on being famous because they’re famous?

...this is my shocked face.

One day, I will understand why this family continues to be a thing. I can understand people appreciating Kanye’s music (it’s…

I’ll say this for St. Louis: the City Museum is fucking awesome.

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!