For those interested in what the thing is actually trying to say and can’t quite read the original document or be bothered to parse the machine translation, here’s the gist.

Okay, Stephen Ddungu here. Firstly Jeremy, I didn’t know you were going to make it a race issue, I’m quite disappointed to be honest.

Ah I didn’t notice, but now that you’ve pointed it out, I totally see it. I dabble in Unreal and know exactly what you mean about the way the exposure changes (especially on the sky, right?)

The only real giveaway, as someone who’s been working with Unreal on a hobbyist level for 20 years now, is the exposure adaptation. The way the camera adjusts to changes in light levels still has a very “Unreal” character to it. Photogrammetry has seriously changed the quality of this kind of stuff though and I love…

Turn the fans and tv volume down before you type, so you don’t have to yell.

Thanks for a pretty fascinating read on the commute!

Nerf Now just starting a long story arc so this is gonna be very out of context for a while!

Damn! That’s a good tip

Counterpoint: it was an informative read and I appreciated that the writer provided his own perspective and experience as context. As a reader I am capable of distinguishing between a news item and an opinion piece and would never hold a gaming enthusiast website like Kotaku to the same editorial standards as, say,…

Awwww, man. CRPGs are one of those genres of game I always really want to like, and rarely actually do (see: incredibly gorgeous, equally punishing side scrollers; anything that involves the phrase ‘bullet hell’). This looks like it will absolutely convince me to buy it, sit in my Steam library making me feel guilty ev…

-100 points for not using Final Antasy when it was right there.

this rips, shout out to dice for throwing this in the trailer.

Correction... We’re laughing with him. Millions of us have spent the past year without pants on. He’ll be fine.

Still waiting on The Church of Star Citizen to emerge out of all of this.

I thought it was kind of nice. 

Crystalis. It’s one of the NES’s underrated gems, and a must-play for anyone who wants Zelda-style gameplay mixed with RPG elements. The graphics definitely need some polish (they were more functional than good-looking), but it was such a fun game to play.

https://kotaku.com/rocket-league-is-ditching-loot-boxes-1837010314

The fleeing smugglers needed special safety harnesses -- because of the GeForces.