“This is my toy car. This is my real car.”

Oh yeah...and for a proper LeMony tow rig, 1993 Cadillac Fleetwood with the V4P towing package. Half an inch longer than a 2016 Suburban and more towing capacity (7000 pounds) than a base pickup truck. 350 TBI is a bit slower but a lot simpler and more reliable from what I’ve read.

I have many right now. CA (1986-89) Honda Accords, first-generation Toyota 4Runners/Hilux Surfs, the Oldsmobile Achieva SCX, combining the front half of a last-generation (1992-98, the 94-95 is the closest in dimensions) Buick Skylark to the back half of a Pontiac Fiero to make a twin-engine LeMons abomination...

I liked my Zune....

It manages to both make fun of the Miata while doing everything better than one.

So when you spat up the second time something for real misted my face and I wasn’t even there. TOTAL IMMERSION

I’m fond of this Miata.

Yo dawg, I heard you like tacos so we gave you a Taco to get tacos in so you can eat tacos in your Taco.

Cage it and race it!

These can actually do pretty well on a racetrack, you know.

I’ve owned three Buick LeSabres. I’ve enjoyed them all for their comfort, simplicity, and (generally) ease of repair. But I also get why they’re pretty What was that people say about GM cars running badly longer than most cars run at all?

Calvin and Hobbes was my whole childhood.

As a military veteran myself, I’ve always been both amused and disgusted at the “mall veteran” thing, where civilians who never served (“I was all signed up to join, but...”) put vets on this pedestal and try to shame everyone else.

Doug’s mind is occupied less now because his Aston is so reliable. Should’ve gotten that STi-swapped BRAT...er...BDRATT.

I get that it’s an annoying thing to happen on your $50K+ luxury car, but how about using that phone you’re using to tear Lexus a new one on Twitter to...I don’t know...get directions if you need them?

Came here for this.

Hey, depends on the wheel covers! If they stay on during your burnouts they’re worthy!

Put it on steelies and put LE (or whatever the base Camry trim is now) badges on it.

Oh, I get it...but I still hate center-mounted clusters. Unless they’re a secondary cluster for the second engine in your LeMons abomination.