He got elbow deep, into the crease, before he pulled out!

On the flip side, it gave us a fucking great burn from the local Detroit paper.

Exactly. This is among the many ways Trump has fucked our entire country. If there was a fight but it was for a different reason, as one player asserts, then you’re completely full of shit if you say “NEVER HAPPENED” or “FAKE NEWS”. These guys have no idea how stupid they look.

I think we would have figured out it was his statement.

Just when I thought this nation couldn’t sink any lower, we get punter on punter crime.

This is the one part of the statement I actually believe Lees wrote himself.

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

Jason Witten: Hmm. (writes onto hand)

I’m thoroughly pissed off at the state of humanity right now.

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Crosby misses 5 field goals and everyone stands by him, Montgomery makes a bone headed play and this is the reaction.  I get that those are two different types of bad, but I can’t help but wonder if there’s a reason for Ty getting more angry responses.

I dont know how the special teams coach didn’t grab the return unit and remind them it’s a live ball.

Ryan Switzer seemed to forget that a safety punt is still a free kick,

The only explanation for this gaff is 

On the other hand, “he’s fun to watch” was the argument in favor of Johnny Manziel, so... (granted Manziel had character issues in spades, which Mahomes didn’t)

I can’t believe there’s someone out there who thinks that Jared Kushner means the Trump family is now ethnically diverse.

“Steph Curry routinely shoots 3's well beyond the range that is commonly accepted as a high-percentage 3. He needs to learn how to play more within the offense.” 

So Mahomes got lucky to be coached by Andy Reid, but also Mahomes is like Rodgers and wins despite his shitty coach, Andy Reid?

Honestly, the best thing Greggggggggg ever did in his ESPN2 columns was mock Mel Kiper and his endless mock drafts that predicted all the picks in all the rounds. Not only is the draft a crap shoot, player success is also dependent on what team takes them, what coaches they have and what system they get stuck in.…

You can see a pattern to the grievances with Mahomes. It’s like some agent telling you your screenplay was brilliant but not quite the right fit for whatever some dumbfuck studio needs at the moment.