I bet it is something like the extension tube used by Dyson stick vacuums (which are aluminum with plastic ends, as in the description):

Fittingly bailing us out from irrelevance, just like last time.

“Fuck the Red Wings”

As a born and bred Detroiter, there’s some bad sports years on the horizon. The Tigers and the Wings both hung on to aging stars for too long and have a lot of awful losses coming as the go through rebuilds that are five years overdue. The Pistons ray of hope is Blake freaking Griffin, so no hope there.

Haven’t seen anybody this fired up about Jack Hughes since Émile Zola

Send Carr and his eyeliner to Buffalo and sign Kaepernick. Why not?

My one consolation about the Vegas Golden Knights being giftwrapped an elite franchise right out of the gate is that Las Vegas is now a hockey town. The Raiders, along with Sheldon Adelson’s prized stadium, will be an afterthought and a ghost town, respectively.

“GPS ladyvoice”? What in the everloving fuck? Vaguely patronizing and misogynistic? Maybe. Incredibly fucking dumb? Absolutely.

Tom Cable is an asshole. Am I doing this right?

Except when they play the Chargers. Then the stadium will just be 70% empty.

The Broncos and Chiefs have to be psyched about the two extra division home games they’ll have for the next decade or so.

It’s filled with emergency P.F. Changs

Also was a huge joke as HC of the Idaho Vandals.

Tom Cable is basically a coaching Bill Romanowski without Bill’s charisma and charm

It’s going to be glorious when this ass team is in Vegas and that stadium will be filled with 70% of the opposing team fans. 

Of important note:

I typed out THREE long-winded responses about how the Raiders are actually better than what people think before realizing how sad and wrong I am. This team is a dumpster fire and I pray to god they just tank the rest of the season so I can watch them draft 3 total morons in the first round next year.

Trade Derek Carr…

As a Vikings’ fan I’ll tell you what happened. Case benefited from two outstanding WRs, and a great team around him period. It doesn’t look like Denver has anyone to bail Case out of his mediocre performances. So him falling off a cliff doesn’t surprise any of us.

Both this and Marshawn Lynch’s No Answer presser are sad divertive copies of the true master work which is Rasheed Wallace’s “Both Teams Played Hard”

What I love about Marshawn Lynch’s No Answers© is that he’s not much of a shit-talker off the field (as far as I could tell). So when reporters ask him questions and he gives them nothing, it’s right in line with his personality. Ramsey is a known shit-talker but all of the sudden, after getting his ass handed to him,…