My question is why does a team with a cool mascot like a fucking JET (ya know a powerful speed machine capable of bringing on destruction and any other #badass sports metaphor you can think of) incorporate little to none of that in any of their uniforms and logos?

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

The New York Roughriders

Number 23 going 100% to try and chase down the return man probably didn’t appreciate the lack of effort.

I went to high school with a very sweet man who was active in the performing arts. We weren’t super close, but we remained friendly acquaintances for the next several decades. He went on to become an elementary school teacher. He and his husband abruptly had a murder-suicide several years ago.

Allow me to tell you all a story, and you make of it whatever you want...

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

But then half of them would be against the Jaguars...

No one would notice if they didn’t play at all next season.

It’s shocking that there’s a major California institution more malevolent and corrupt than the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association, but the UC Regents are undefeated in that arena, I think.

Have to give up the thing you love most to play there. So Mark Davis is getting rid of his PF Changs rewards card I guess.

Because field turf is so much worse than playing on a half dirt stadium.

Plenty of Texas high schools can host. 

Motherfucker! I stuck with Saban when he tried to rehabilitate notorious asshole Lane Kiffin and booger-eating Steve Sarkisian, but we’re talking about someone who is responsible for the death of a player. If we actually hire this son of a bitch I am done with Alabama. 

I‘m going to sweating like a carrot over here trying to not use these speciest phrases.

As a parent to a child on the spectrum, that first one pisses me off so damn much. 

Glad to hear you’re getting that muppet off your back.

I agree completely we need to quit using these kinds of anti animal phrases.

Excuse me, you buy unshelled macadamia nuts? You need to rethink about that. 

Seems embarrassing but I don’t see him blushing.