I thought Dubya was the worst president of my lifetime, and right now, staring down the barrel of President Trump or President Cruz, I'm actually starting to miss him a little....

What I really find beautiful about statements like that is the unbridled arrogance of them. You don’t get to decide who goes to hell. God does. Show some goddamn humility to the Big Guy you choose to believe in.

He does have a shit-eating grin

I have no words. Which is unusual for me...

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

CTE had nothing to do with it. It's the restrictive gun laws and trampling of the constitution that killed him. If only there was a good guy with a gun to prevent this terrorist act.

Let’s play Clue, shall we?

OMG, I made the mistake of looking at the comments on Deadspin to the article about a college track star who was arrested for murdering a 13 girl (a liver transplant survivor, no less). Half of them are either cracking jokes or claiming that the 13 year old probably lied about her age or that it’s perfectly reasonable…

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

What about the rif on #OscarsSoWhite? They did a pretty good job on that one too.

You wussies wouldn’t last a day in Canada. Break out them shovels, weiners ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I love how every idiot here thinks keeping all the roads in NYC clear is a fucking piece of cake.

I am guessing you have never lived in a city where it snows a lot. If there was a lot of snow still on the ground 2 days after the worst of the storm, you have a point. But you can’t critique a city’s snow removal capabilities on the day of the storm.

To a subset of mothers, “motherly” means “entirely up in and controlling of my daughter’s vagina.”

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

Yeah, even the drinking with a victim is a hell of a lot more than “error in judgment.” That in and of itself seems like grounds for immediate dismissal, an apology by the department to the victim for their officers’ misconduct, and some retraining for the whole squad on what constitutes appropriate fucking behaviour.

There’s people who really believe this is a white supremacist/feminist conspiracy.

Seriously? Over 50 women have come forward. He has admitted to using drugs on women he wants to have sex with. What else do you need, a fucking video of him raping all 50 women?