Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for any therapist tbh

Wait until your husband repeatedly cheats on you without protection and then come talk to me about how much integrity you’ll have, ladies. This man risked her life. He could have passed on serious sexually transmitted diseases which could kill or or render her unable to have children because she wouldn’t know (being…

“Below on page 3 would stop all of my speeches.”

Jesus Christ - *why on earth* would he need to tell a sexist/misogynist joke in ALL of his speeches?

and also, that fucking sucks.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

wait so this editorial board works near some of the richest people in the country in the OC so does this mean that they also can be paid $0.50/hour

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Michael Cera, Lindsay Lohan, Woody Allen, and John Burnham walk into a bar...

Accurate.

I love that he goes on to say he has more respect for women than ‘women who are support public nudity' (???) after literally just saying if he saw a woman's nip area he's gonna assault that shit.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

This reminds me of my favorite Tea Party Rally sign of all time.

They’re so dumb that trying to argue with these people is impossible. At this point I just sit here like

I maek bill say nippel bad OK relect me

He’s not just defending men’s ‘right’ to stare with “boys will be boys,” but actually supporting men’s “inclantion” to grab a woman’s nipple in public.

Honestly, I’m more shocked by the atrocious spelling and grammar than by the actual content of the tweets. That they are dangerously aggressive loose canons comes as less of a surprise.

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

Gisele, that’s kind of gross. Bridget’s kid is your stepchild, not a gift with purchase.