The N64 3 handed monstrosity is the worst controller ever made, while the Xbox controller is among the best. Still, you’re not wrong. The batwing sides and general shape are at least that old.

Absolutely everyone copied just about every feature from past Nintendo controllers. It doesn’t matter. Whatever works.

Oh one don’t forget that if you want to play it in tv mode you’ll have to buy a tv. And you’ll need somewhere to put that tv so that means rent money or a mortgage. Plus you’ll have to feed yourself so that’s 3 meals a day times 2 for the life of the console. Plus a couch to sit on. Plus if you want to test it on an…

You don’t really need pro controllers. It actually comes with 2 controllers.

When the xbox 1 and ps4 started it was 620 to get a functioning 2 player setup so.....

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

Uh. Don’t think that ever happened.

For TV mode when you have the console docked. Some people may still have a TV where that’s relevant, so better safe than sorry?

I have huge hands, like I can’t go into a store and buy any standard ring size and my wrists are so huge the “large” wristbands don’t work.

They happened.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

I know. It’s literally the same philosophy the bad guy from “Mad Max: Fury Road” has

I know. This didn’t even enrage me. I just thought: well, they finally said it out loud.

And there it is.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

I watched it live and the whole thing was truly bizarre.

I think the contributions of Frederick Douglass will become more and more

Me every 10 minutes of this farce:

Don’t kneel, don’t capitulate, never give up, never surrender, but above all else stand.

Ireland checking in all my hopes, dreams, love and prayers to every fuckng war goddess I can think of go to you.

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):