That’s because it was designed to be a free-to-play game.

Bro, I know that, by the looks of your comments, you hate Kotaku. But:

...maybe that’s a subtle commentary?

So, despite saying it for years, Epic has decided not to make StW free-to-play after all? I guess they’re...hurting for cash, or something?

Zack, I never read these. I too am fascinated by Pokémon. But I’ve actually never played one of the games. (Except for a month or two of Go around launch.) But I would see the article images, laugh at your headlines, and then move on. I finally read this one and I must now go back and read them all. Good show!

I fuckled with shuckle.

This makes me happy!

No questions about a Harlekin redux?

Truly a man that exemplifies the ‘4 names in a name equals a jackass’ trope. He also looks like a 12 year old with a bad fake beard he stuck on to try and buy nudie mags...

To think they have the audacity to compare other people to primates. He could have been the stunt double for the monkey kid in the ‘90s Jumanji without makeup.

.... We actually all do.

As a former Oklahoman, I can confirm that this is indeed the case.

Sherlock Holmes: The Devil’s Daughter 
This one makes me extremely happy. I was thinking about buying it a week or so ago but decided to finish up more of my backlog.

Truly, this is the best timeline.

My girlfriend owns a slime plush, has never heard of Dragon Quest. I’d say you’re spot-on. 

DQ Slime is so recognizable!

every 16 bit system has it gem games, shumps was the staple diet for pc engine/tg16, the fact some of the games such as soldier blade, pc denjin/air zonk, castlevania rondo of blood, magic chase and pc genjin2/bonk revenge could easily rival snes and genesis equilavent

THIS is interesting. I have (more or less) all the NES/SNES/Genesis games I wanted to collect, but never really got into the Turbo. If the emulation is good, this could be a great way to make up for lost time. And if it includes some CD-ROM games, and has one or two of the Working Designs games, it’s a no-brainer for…

DOOM IS ETERNAL!