So...he thinks he’s been cleared because the report never directly mentions him by name, doesn’t he.

Because he’s that fucking stupid.

The box will have “bag” written in magic marker on it.

I finished the Atlantis questline first, and I think, if anything, that’s the questline you should do LAST, since it seems to have the ACTUAL “ending” at the end. After that I finished up the Cultist arc and then the Family arc, but after what happened in Atlantis, it felt GOOD, but...weird. My brother hasn’t played…

There is, I’ve seen and killed her. As well as Sorbos the Demi-God (who I kicked off a mountain), and “Sergas the Lynx-Man” who I’m not convinced ISN’T a very obscure Chrono Cross reference.

Please do not ask what “crossing the streams” would mean in this situation.

you realize that if asked to choose the form of the Destructor, he’d immediately choose himself.

I would buy the HELL out of that audiobook.

I have decided I would really enjoy seeing an AC game set during the Viking Age.

Ubisoft, be a dear, would you?

Yeah, that’s right. Melania doesn’t need a single damn thing from Michelle.

“Presidential” for this guy means “managed to speak from a teleprompter for three minutes without fucking it up or going off-script”.

Great, once the Things take over the base, they’ll be too preoccupied with KOF to want to spread themselves to the rest of humanity.

Even if such a law existed, the Republicans have shown that they are perfectly happy to flat-out ignore laws that are inconvenient for them and they have enough people in office to allow them to do so.

They’ll cite chapter and verse for any Democrat that breaks the law (or at least breaks the law according to the…

Yeah, I was hoping for another Fire Emblem character myself.

No worries. That’s just how we roll in the darkest timeline.

Well yes, that too. I was just continuing the J.K. Simmons line from Burn After Reading, ‘cause it’s a funny line. ^_^

“Fuck if I know what we did, though.”

You know, I was half-expecting there to be some kind of storage system in this game considering the amount of special equipment you can’t break down for resources I keep accumulating, I was just expecting them to TELL me I had it!

Hardcore yaoi vampire visual novel gets a port to the Nintendo Switch...and I’m just sitting here wondering where the fuck the official Fate/Stay night port is.

OH David Lynch directed this scene. That makes sense.

When does the backwards-talking midget show up and do a little dance?

Not since his fucking crack dealer fatass of a brother managed to con his way into the Premiership by promising cheap beer in lieu of a campaign platform. :/