But in French, so it sounds a lot classier.

Sounds like me trying to take one of my first forts. I was like “Yeah, this should be fine.” and then half an hour, several dozen dead mooks, three bounty hunters, and three officer-level elite soldiers later, I finished.

Felt like a boss, though. Like you it ended up being a running battle through the fort (one of the…

Warrior build FTW! I’ll use Assassin skills to soften up a fort or camp before I go in hard, Sparta Kick-ing every mofo and laying into them with Overpower attacks. Though I’d overlooked Hero Strike, I’ll probably respec just to nab that instead of Revelation (which I have never used). But yeah, I use Poison over Fire…

uh turning HP over to the fans gave us My Immortal

the greatest literary work of our age

the apex of our achievement as a species

it’s Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way’s world now and we’re all just living in it now

The movie where Jeremy Irons was out-acted by his own eyebrows.

The FUN alternate reality you mean.

So is it just the trenchcoat throwing me off or is Spider-Man Noir built like a mack truck?

Buster...?  ;_;

And a Trey and a Reggie for a few spirited rounds of doubles tennis down at the courts.

I think one of these days, Tennant is going to come back to the role. I know he’d probably leap at the opportunity to do the Doctor again, considering how much he loved working on the show and kind of had to be pried away from it (I would gather his last line of “I don’t want to go!” was portraying his feelings just…

Yugi Motou’s hair on Optimus Prime?

Card game anime always has the weirdest fucking hair.

...What sequels?

Also, in this climate especially, wouldn’t the “mainstream media” actually just BE Fox at this point? Shit, Fox & Friends is Trump’s morning briefing instead of...actually the morning briefing.

Hell, even before Trump I would have called Fox part of the mainstream media. This idea that they’re some sort of lone voice…

If you live in the area of Austin, Texas, I would heartily recommend you check out the Fit & Fearless gym, they have an excellent Krav Maga self-defense program. http://fitandfearless.com/

Right? Like how absolute complete bottom of the barrel do you have to be when GLENN MOTHERFUCKING BECK decides you’re not good enough for him and his special dumpster fire network?

That’s not bottom of the barrel, that’s six feet UNDER the barrel.

Jack Thompson! God, I remember that bozo and his beef with the Penny Arcade guys.

Well, if the tetrajet Seekers are any indication, it’s entirely possible Soundwave’s Cybertronian mode will be a goddamn lamp-post.

I do remember the fandom calling for blood over Optimus’ flame decals in truck mode.

I realize it’d be somewhat tricky creatively, since More Than Meets The Eye/Lost Light was a soft relaunch of the IDW universe (along with Robots In Disguise/Optimus Prime) but if you could make it work in some form, MTMTE could make for an excellent Transformers movie.

Its stock has admittedly gone down a bit with the…

Boys will be boys! Even when the boy in question is a 34 year old man.

But I’m sure he’ll grow out of it it eventually. Just a phase!