They gotta get Steve Guttenberg. You don’t get much more 80s than the Gute.

Someone in a tan suit, kneeling during the national anthem, eating dijon mustard.

The rental place near where I grew up didn’t have a porno section, but it did have a movie that MIGHT have been some kinda softcore? All I remember is the back of the box had a lady with one boob out, and 12-year old Samu would always go into that aisle, grab the box, pull it out, sneak a peek, and then go and look at…

‘85 here. Friday nights used to be really special, ‘cause my parents would let me go to the nearest movie rental place and pick up a game or movie rental for the weekend. It was a big deal when we first got internet (and my dad telling my brother and me we’d have to restrict ourselves to like, two hours a day or…

The two largest malls in my city still do very well. But there are like seven other smaller ones that are basically ghost towns at this point. Mostly empty rentable office space and a grocery store, maybe a boutique or two if they’re lucky.

Atesiano had come to the village after an earlier case involving a doctored arrest record. In 2006, Atesiano, then a sergeant in Sunny Isles Beach, agreed to leave there after investigators discovered he’d forged a man’s name on a notice to appear in court after police arrested him for marijuana. Prosecutors told him…

God I wish Ontario had been that lucky a month or so ago. Instead we got Doug Fucking Ford, who rode into the Premier’s office not on a platform, which he didn’t fucking have, but because he promised us cheap beer.

I just like seeing all the interior shots of Casa Loma in Toronto whenever they’re inside the school. I don’t often get to say “Hey, I’ve been there!” when watching big Hollywood movies, so that’s fun for me.

You know, I know for a fact I somehow saw Pootie Tang in high school. I could not actually tell you what that movie was about, or how on Earth I ended up seeing it, but I remember that I did. I think-think-it was at the house of my not-very-good best friend from public school before I ended up cutting ties with him…

What the fuck is going on with Iron Man’s...neck? Shoulders? What the fuck, man.

The Captain America series is to my mind the best movie series in the MCU. First Avenger, Winter Soldier, Civil War, they’ve all been top-notch quality entertainment. I think Cap is the only MCU hero with three movies under his belt you can really say that about. For now, at least.

I always enjoyed the story of how Clark Gregg got cast as Agent Coulson; he was Favreau’s neighbour at the time and they were both comic nerds, so they’d shoot the shit over them from time to time. When Favreau was tapped to do Iron Man, he approached Gregg and offered him a small role as “unnamed SHIELD Agent”, and…

I was originally mad that it wasn’t Tom Selleck, but RDJ proved me very wrong; Selleck would have been completely wrong for the role anyway.

I don’t actually know that Tom Selleck was ever actually in the running for Tony Stark, he was just always who I sort of envisioned.

Ford is, for the moment, only in charge of Ontario, as its Premier. Though since the election I’ve been dreading the idea that now he’s got his foot in the door, he’s going to be emboldened to make a run for the Prime Minister’s office when he’s able, and that would be some SCARY shit. He’s already wasted no time in…

FUCK

My variant was pet name/mother’s maiden name so that gave me Buster Irvine, which also felt like it would work.

It’s all clearly explained by the Secret Evangelical 13th Commandment: Rules for thee, but not for me.

I prefer the term “dead-eyed sow” for Fuckabee myself.

I hear that. I replayed Awakening not too long ago and had my Avatar S-Support with Cordelia, which gave me an Avatar-fathered Severa with Galeforce from Cordelia, and a Pegasus Knight Female Morgan also with Galeforce, and they proved to be a pretty lethal combination. Of course, Morgan is always gonna be stupidly…

I’m really hoping Dragon Age IV: Quantum of Solas brings back some form of the Origin system, since it’s pretty much fallen by the wayside since the first game.