Chett. Gotta respect the classic douchebag names.

Ain’t no party like a Donner Party.

Donald Trump is indeed a proud, Proud Boy.

Password1

the 1 is there because he is the best at the cyber

Yeah but they’ve been spraypainted bright orange to better help with the fantasy.

Would it be creepier if the pictures were taken with, or without her consent? I’m legitimately not sure which would be worse.

I’m not sure why Rick Astley dancing to Evanescence made me laugh so fucking hard, but it did, and now I have to live with that.

I’d like to see...

Dunwall (Dishonored)

Holy shit, the video store near where I lived in the ‘90s had one of the Unico movies, and I rented the shit out of it. I liked it even though it freaked me the fuck out, like there was this evil puppet wizard guy? And at one point they went to the Island of Misfit Toys or some shit. Haven’t seen it years.

Unico and a…

Lies, complete and utter lies.

I like that, based on the two examples we see him give, is that he seems to tailor his scar story to reflect the person he’s telling it to.

Be careful about that. I live in Ontario and we’re facing an election for premier early next month and the Conservative Party’s candidate is Doug Ford, younger brother of the late, unlamented Rob Ford, the crack-smoking racist, homophobic, fuck-the-poor Mayor of Toronto from a few years back. And Doug is very much…

He’s just following in the footsteps of history’s greatest killer ever

He certainly thinks he is.

Here’s how I bet they’re gonna handle Iron Fist season 2:

They won’t, because Danny died in The Snappening, but when that inevitably gets undone in I Can’t Believe It’s Not Infinity War 2, we’ll jump straight to season three of Iron Fist.

Thank you! I’ve been using this handle for years. As I recall, I got it off of a Metal Gear Solid random-name generator. My brother tried to do the same and got “Erect Wildebeest”.

He didn’t end up using that one.

Yeah, policy at my store is the only time you bother to check money is if you get handed a $50 or $100 bill (needs to be verified by a manager) or if the money is American (I’m Canadian). Actually, the one time I DID get counterfeit money was from a white lady who tried to pay for an order with a $10 or $20 (can’t…

Oh shit, I remember this episode of Criminal Minds. It’s one of my favourites.

“God is in all of us.”

“...So is Tracey Lambert.”

I don’t know how much policy varies from store to store, but at the Timmies I work at (which is far, far, faaaaaaaar away from this one, thankfully), we don’t require people to buy things to use the restrooms. I’ve seen people come in just to make use of them and then leave. I suppose it’s possible the policy could be…

Street Fighter. They’re playing Street Fighter. Hannity’s gonna become the best Guile player ever and Rubin-sensei will show him how.