It’s my understanding that this sort of ineptitude is pretty much par the course for FEMA, mostly because it tends to be something of a governmental dumping ground personnel-wise.

Aw shit, she’s Canadian? Fuckin’ A. True North strong and free represent!

You know, Solo could be labeled the worst Star Wars movie ever, bring the franchise teetering to the edge of complete and utter ruination...and they’ve still pretty much guaranteed a ticket from me due to in no small part because of Donald Glover as Young Lando.

Huh. Didn’t know about the wine. Neat!

The fun opera-related John Mahoney trivia I know is that he was the one who introduced David Hyde-Pierce to opera, which is a funny real-life reversal of their Frasier roles.

I’d be down for Tom Cruise attempting to infiltrate The Institute.

My absolute favourite has to be Mission: Impossible III (Or MIIII) for how unabashedly bare-bones the plot is because it doesn’t need to be anything more. What’s the Rabbit’s Foot? It doesn’t matter! Phillip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) wants the Rabbit’s Foot and we can’t let him have it! Like, Benji goes off on a tangent…

...Is Han Solo fighting Sauron on top of a space train or what?

Transformers Fandom: We’re the reason Stan Bush still has a career.

If I’m being honest, I’d probably wear a cape in public too if I thought I could get away with it.

Of course it would be! Because by saying “fuck America” over and over again he’d be demonstrating his SUPER PATRIOTISM because he is repeating-loudly, over, and over again-his desire to physically couple with America itself, its very spirit, the essence of America itself.

They’d spend the next morning on Fox and…

The sad thing is, even if he HAD done any of that, they would still be calling it the bestest, bigliest, most presidentialist SOTUS ever.

Or John Malkovich every time he watches this scene from Being John Malkovich?

Man, forget flying bugs, where my Dino Riders revival at, yo?!

Do you mean the people tell you that they like their boy Donnie for saying what he means, and then turn around and tell us what he ACTUALLY meant when he said something?

I still like For Honor, but I don’t play it nearly as much as I did a year ago. A death in the family back in September caused me to put the game down for a couple of months, missed the start of the new season and the introduction of the Aramusha and Shaman, came back in late November, early December, and found my…

Well, how many guys do YOU know who can pull off that page-boy haircut?

So many Visual Novels making the rounds these days...and I’m still sitting here waiting for a official English release of Fate/stay night.

I’ve been in a long-running D&D 4e (fite me) game for the last eight years or so (just hit Epic Tier!) and there has, to the best of my knowledge, been only a single goblin we’ve encountered in that time. It was in Sigil, and his name was Skexx. He was a member of a inter-Planar mercenary group called the Bloody…

It’s funny because it’s true and it’s also fucking scary because it’s true.