Not long before I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, she left me a filtered, comment-locked, passive-aggressive LiveJournal post. Not to date this story, or anything.

She was also in her thirties when she did this.

Oooooh fuck. You know when Donnie heard Senator Duckworth call him “Cadet Bone Spurs” he must have SHIT. BRICKS. Dude is so fond of dishing it out, but absolutely CANNOT take it because he is a thin-skinned ragingly insecure baby. Not only did she insult him, she also did so while being a woman he would not personally…

Fuck, Logan was super good but I think I’d be okay if I never watched it again because it kind of destroyed me a little.

It’s either one of two for me; in War For Cybertron, the second-to-last level of the Decepticon campaign involves Megatron, Soundwave, and Breakdown being ambushed by motherfucking Omega Supreme and end up being cut off from the rest of the Decepticon army. The level is the three of them racing through the underbelly…

Him and also Ian McDiarmid. I might be in the minority here, but when Diarmid is allowed to go full-megalomaniac in Revenge of the Sith, it’s a real treat. Watching him gleefully devouring the scenary as Palpatine is a real treat.

End of the day, they were both clearly having fun.

What’s even worse about it is that Trump probably doesn’t even remember he even did this. And if he somehow manages to recall it, you know he’s not going to care.

“I MAKE MY OWN LUCK”

Donald Trump is the player who spends all match running into a wall and shooting into the sky because he has no idea how the controls work, yet will rage constantly over the mic how people keep “hacking” him to explain why he’s doing so badly, pausing only to really fucking creepily hit on the one female player in the…

I do! Rogue is one of the best games in the series, I’ve been hoping they’d remaster it for the current gen of consoles for awhile.

Donald Trump is the guy who spends the match running into a wall and shooting at the sky because he can’t figure out how the controls work, dies a lot, and then screams at you over the mic about how you’re hacking him.

Closest we’ve gotten was that side-scrolling anthology game from a couple years back starring Shao Jun, which I didn’t play, mostly because I wanted an actual mainlin AC game starring Shao Jun, which is not what we got.

Hell, Abridged series people already do this. TeamFourStar has Let’s Plays using their version of Vegeta and Nappa, though those are audio-only. LP’s aren’t really my thing, but the few Borderlands 2 ones I watched were kind of funny.

*Whippersnapers these days, don’t even know when to suck it down(tm).

Don’t want to forget the trademark for “Suck It Down”, otherwise you might get sued.

“I don’t know!”

“Hold my beer.”

Ha! My family drove through Kingman once, during a vacation to Arizona when I was little (my grandparents had a condo in Scottsdale; we visited them there twice), on our way to a two-day side-trip to the Grand Canyon. Even twelve year old Samu could tell the place was basically just a giant trailer park. That was in…

Also worth considering is the huge amount of pseudo-science she’s promoted over the years, not to mention hacks like Doctor Phil. Trading an anti-science wingnut for a woo-peddling wingnut is not, to my mind, an improvement.

And I for one, am looking forward to the announcement of Dragon Age IV: Quantum of Solas.

That too, but I’m not holding my breath for a Purple Wedding though. No way in hell we’re that lucky.

“You maniacs! You...actually, that sounds about right. Frankly, humans enslaved by a master race of intelligent apes is one of the better outcomes here.”