God, Canadian Target was a complete disaster. I don’t know what they thought they were doing, but it clearly didn’t work.

I wholeheartedly agree with sending them to Arya, ‘cause Arya knows what to do with guys like them.

Funkmaster Sheevy-P.

I’m not proud of this, but when I played Conquest, being an FE fan who started with Awakening (Casual mode because I am a scrub), I decided to try and pay just a little more attention to, you know, stats and strategy and all that shit, and a lot of FAQs I consulted said that, from a purely statistical point of view,…

“While you were still learning to SPELL YOUR NAME, -I-...was being trained to CONQUER GALAXIES!”

I ship it.

It’s certainly a weird fucking itinerary, that’s for sure. Evazan and Ponda Baba are in Jedha City and must be on their way to the spaceport or something to leave when he bumps into Jyn and Cassian because there’s like at best two hours or so between that and the moon getting blown up, and from there goes...to…

Yeah, true. Hell, even the Talon Karrde story ended up being pretty enjoyable even though I had no idea who he was supposed to be. I vaguely knew who Mara Jade was thanks to the Jedi Knight expansion pack where she was a main character ‘cause Kyle was going through one of his periodic Dark Side phases. Dengar’s story…

Sleazebaggano?!

Oh man, when I was a kid I had so many of those Tales From/Of... books. Tales From The Cantina. Tales From Jabba’s Palace. Tales Of the Bounty Hunters. I feel like there’s one more I might be forgetting. I think it might have been just a generic “Tales From The Underworld” about various other criminals, because one of…

If it don’t have Griffith singing showtunes, it ain’t Berserk.

I was a kid in the ‘90s, but I never heard the second verse. I DO remember, back in public school, the entire week before Christmas break, first thing every morning was they’d stuff us all in the gymnasium, turn on a projector and make us sing Christmas carols for a half hour. The same Christmas carols. In the same…

For a few years, it was Assassin’s Creed. I played I again right before II came out because I is a fairly easy game to get through and I wanted to refresh myself on the story. I played it, and finished it just in time for II to come out.

Then Brotherhood was announced the following summer, so I decided to replay II,…

I just call him “Donny”. It sounds patronizing and I bet if I called him that to his face, it would piss him off. Not “Mr. Trump”, and certainly not “Mr. President.” Just “Donny”.

Donny-Boy too, sometimes. If I’m really pissed off.

“A tragic accident” and not “business as usual”. Which you know if what he fucking meant.

The Wadi tried to pull that shit on a visiting Dominion envoy to their homeworld. A Founder, a Vorta overseer, and a platoon of Jem’Hadar ended up having to play Move Along Home.

The Wadi lost.

That’s why we don’t see them again.

Ah, season 1 DS9 where they were still trying to figure out what the show was. Not only does it contain Duet, one of the best episodes of the entire series, but also in all of Trek...and this.

Bet Terry Farrell really wishes this episode never happened. It cheated her out of guest-starring on TNG, which apparently…

“I’m your dad. It’s my job for this to be my fault.”

I had fun with the RDR multiplayer. One session I decided to try going outlaw, ‘cause there were titles you could get the higher bounty you had, right? I got high enough of a bounty to earn myself the “Renegade” title, which I don’t think was the highest one for criminal acts, but did require me to fight off two or…

I remember this one match on Battlefront, I had...playing the Empire on the Jabba’s Palace map that was part of the Outer Rim expansion, Payload. We’re trying to keep the Rebs from getting the Payload out of the Palace, but they push us back all the way from the interior to the entrance hallway. If they get the…